Oreo Pooping

I had 10 Double Stuf Oreos for breakfast, and for the third time in five weeks I actually had to stop at the nearest gas station in the middle of my morning commute to poop. Apparently, though delicious, 10 Double Stuf Oreos are not good on the stomach at 7:15 in the morning. Who knew? Suffice to say, I won’t be having 10 Oreos for breakfast any more. Or at least until tomorrow. God they are delicious.