Play By Play Pedophelia

If you guys haven’t seen any of these Mark Foley IMs, you’re missing out. While I don’t like to do any real news, as that is for nerds, this is worth it. Below is most of the transcript. As I am a cybersex expert, and not so much in the "safety and prevention" way but more in the "hobby and addiction" way, I have provided my comments on Foley’s work.

[Editor’s Note: It might help if you read my commentary in the voice of your favorite sports broadcaster. Feel free to use whomever you like.]

The teen is "Xxxxx", Foley is "Maf54". Remember, this is the actual transcript between Mark Foley and the teen page. And we’re underway...

Xxxxx (7:41:57 PM): ugh tomorrow i have the first day of lacrosse practice
Maf54 (7:42:27 PM): love to watch that
Maf54 (7:42:33 PM): those great legs running

Nice - starting off with something playful and innocuous. Lesser perverts would go right into "cock" or "tell me about your cock" or "take out your cock and rub it on the computer screen" talk, but I like the way Foley starts with the legs, a non-taboo part of the body. And when he does so, notice how it seems to happen organically - all on its own.

Xxxxx (7:42:38 PM): haha…they arent great
Xxxxx (7:42:45 PM): thats why we have conditioning
Xxxxx (7:42:56 PM): 2 days running….3 days lifting
Xxxxx (7:43:11 PM): every week
Xxxxx (7:43:14 PM): until the end of march
Maf54 (7:43:27 PM): well dont ruin my mental picture

Again, notice how Foley stays in control of the conversation, bringing it back home with another playful remark. Foley knows what he wants - teenage boy penis - and he’s going to get it. This is just textbook internet pedophilia.

Xxxxx (7:43:32 PM): oh lol…sorry
Maf54 (7:43:54 PM): nice
Maf54 (7:43:54 PM): youll be way hot then
Xxxxx (7:44:01 PM): haha…hopefully
Maf54 (7:44:22 PM): better be
Maf54 (7:46:01 PM): well I better let you go do oyur thing

Following one of the basic tenets of seduction - that we pursue that which retreats from us - Foley ignores the boner that is no doubt raging in his creepy pants and plays it coy, removing himself from his target. The hope is that the target will only become more interested, but as we’ll see below, this backfires.

Xxxxx (7:46:07 PM): oh ok
Xxxxx (7:46:11 PM): have fun campaigning
Xxxxx (7:46:17 PM): or however you spell it
Xxxxx (7:46:18 PM): lol
Xxxxx (7:46:25 PM): ill see ya in a couple of weeks
Maf54 (7:46:33 PM): did any girl give you a haand job this weekend

Wow - this is a bush league move by Foley. Obviously, the teen did not bite and quickly initiated an end to the conversation. Foley loses his cool and behaves like an amateur, using a shocking remark to get a rise out of his victim (no doubt accidentally typing an extra "a" in "hand" because of the shakes as he’s unable to control his all-consuming need for underage male genitalia in or around his face). This is the ploy of a desperate pederast. Bush league, Foley - bush league.

Xxxxx (7:46:38 PM): lol no
Xxxxx (7:46:40 PM): im single right now
Xxxxx (7:46:57 PM): my last gf and i broke up a few weeks agi
Maf54 (7:47:11 PM): are you
Maf54 (7:47:11 PM): good so your getting horny

Now Foley’s just thinking with his penis and testes. Pressuring this early on the conversation usually only leads to failure. He’s going to get burned. Not a smart call at this juncture of the conversation.

Xxxxx (7:47:29 PM): lol…a bit
Maf54 (7:48:00 PM): did you spank it this weekend yourself
Xxxxx (7:48:04 PM): no
Xxxxx (7:48:16 PM): been too tired and too busy
Maf54 (7:48:33 PM): wow…
Maf54 (7:48:34 PM): i am never to busy haha
Xxxxx (7:48:51 PM): haha
Maf54 (7:50:02 PM): or tired..helps me sleep
Xxxxx (7:50:15 PM): thats true
Xxxxx (7:50:36 PM): havent been having a problem with sleep though.. i just walk in the door and collapse well at least this weekend
Maf54 (7:50:56 PM): i am sure
Xxxxx (7:50:57 PM): i dont do it very often normally though
Maf54 (7:51:11 PM): why not
Maf54 (7:51:22 PM): at your age seems like it would be daily
Xxxxx (7:51:57 PM): not me
Xxxxx (7:52:01 PM): im not a horn dog
Xxxxx (7:52:07 PM): maybe 2 or 3 times a week
Maf54 (7:52:20 PM): thats a good number
Maf54 (7:52:27 PM): in the shower
Xxxxx (7:52:36 PM): actually usually i dont do it in the shower
Xxxxx (7:52:42 PM): just cause i shower in the morning
Xxxxx (7:52:47 PM): and quickly
Maf54 (7:52:50 PM): in the bed
Xxxxx (7:52:59 PM): i get up at 530 and am outta the house by 610
Xxxxx (7:53:03 PM): eh ya
Maf54 (7:53:24 PM): on your back
Xxxxx (7:53:30 PM): no face down
Maf54 (7:53:32 PM): love details

Well, I stand corrected. Obviously, Mark Foley is a cybersex child molester to be reckoned with. His gamble pays off and through a seemingly sincere and yet scientific Q&A session he gets the teen to engage in what feels like an almost normal conversation. Impressive series by the Republican out of Palm Beach Junior College.

Xxxxx (7:53:34 PM): lol
Xxxxx (7:53:36 PM): i see that
Xxxxx (7:53:37 PM): lol
Maf54 (7:53:39 PM): really
Maf54 (7:53:54 PM): do you really do it face down
Xxxxx (7:54:03 PM): ya
Maf54 (7:54:13 PM): kneeling
Xxxxx (7:54:31 PM): well i dont use my hand...i use the bed itself
Maf54 (7:54:31 PM): where do you unload it
Xxxxx (7:54:36 PM): towel
Maf54 (7:54:43 PM): really
Maf54 (7:55:02 PM): completely naked?
Xxxxx (7:55:12 PM): well ya
Maf54 (7:55:21 PM): very nice
Xxxxx (7:55:24 PM): lol
Maf54 (7:55:51 PM): cute butt bouncing in the air

Notice how - watch this - Foley starts turning the conversation a little risqué. Remember, only thirteen minutes ago we were talking about legs - now Foley’s got him talking about his ass flopping around in the midst of an orgasm. You can see that he’s really starting to come on strong and dominating the younger target.

Xxxxx (7:56:00 PM): haha
Xxxxx (7:56:05 PM): well ive never watched myslef
Xxxxx (7:56:08 PM): but ya i guess
Maf54 (7:56:18 PM): i am sure not
Maf54 (7:56:22 PM): hmmm
Maf54 (7:56:30 PM): great visual
Maf54 (7:56:39 PM): i may try that
Xxxxx (7:56:43 PM): it works
Maf54 (7:56:51 PM): hmm
Maf54 (7:56:57 PM): sound inetersting
Maf54 (7:57:05 PM): i always use lotion and the hand
Maf54 (7:57:10 PM): but who knows

This is important: after an entire half of listening to the teen’s masturbatory habits, Foley starts opening up about his own nasty masturbatory habits. He feels like perhaps he’s got the teen riled up and it’s time to introduce him to his own world of illegal, immoral, and forbidden carnal delights.

Xxxxx (7:57:24 PM): i dont use lotion…takes too much time to clean up
Xxxxx (7:57:37 PM): with a towel you can just wipe off….and go
Maf54 (7:57:38 PM): lol
Maf54 (7:57:45 PM): where do you throw the towel
Xxxxx (7:57:48 PM): but you cant work it too hard...or its not good
Xxxxx (7:57:51 PM): in the laundry
Maf54 (7:58:16 PM): just kinda slow rubbing
Xxxxx (7:58:23 PM): ya...
Xxxxx (7:58:32 PM): or youll rub yourslef raw
Maf54 (7:58:37 PM): well I have aa totally stiff wood now

He raises his level of play right here, elevating the stakes by admitting his own erection. He’s hitting on all cylinders now. It’s Foley Time!

Xxxxx (7:58:40 PM): cause the towell isnt very soft
Maf54 (7:58:44 PM): i bet..taht would hurt
Xxxxx (7:58:50 PM): but you cn find something softer than a towell i guess
Maf54 (7:58:59 PM): but it must feel great spirting on the towel
Xxxxx (7:59:06 PM): ya
Maf54 (7:59:29 PM): wow
Maf54 (7:59:48 PM): is your little guy limp...or growing

Foley is moving in for the kill here. You can almost see him sitting at his desk in the Holiday Inn, slumped over his laptop and breathing heavily, one hand rubbing his old balls and the other working the keyboard.

Xxxxx (7:59:54 PM): eh growing
Maf54 (8:00:00 PM): hmm
Maf54 (8:00:12 PM): so you got a stiff one now
Xxxxx (8:00:19 PM): not that fast
Xxxxx (8:00:20 PM): hey
Xxxxx (8:00:32 PM): so you have a fetich
Maf54 (8:00:32 PM): hey what
Xxxxx (8:00:40 PM): fetish**
Maf54 (8:00:43 PM): like
Maf54 (8:00:53 PM): i like steamroom
Maf54 (8:01:04 PM): whats yours

Quickly turning back the conversation to himself, Foley again is trying to engage the teen, inviting into his world of nasty sexual fantasies, mostly involving young boys. Then, in a quid pro quo moment, Foley asks the teen what his fantasy is. Again, textbook pedophilia. This is real a statement seduction for Foley.

Xxxxx (8:01:09 PM): its kinda weird
Xxxxx (8:01:14 PM): lol
Maf54 (8:01:21 PM): i am hard as a rock..so tell me when your reaches rock
Xxxxx (8:01:23 PM): i have a cast fetish
Maf54 (8:01:27 PM): well tell me
Maf54 (8:01:32 PM): cast
Xxxxx (8:01:44 PM): ya like...plaster cast
Maf54 (8:01:49 PM): ok..so what happens
Maf54 (8:01:58 PM): how does that turn you in
Xxxxx (8:02:02 PM): i dont know
Xxxxx (8:02:04 PM): it just does
Xxxxx (8:02:08 PM): ive never had one
Xxxxx (8:02:16 PM): but people that have them turn me on
Xxxxx (8:02:27 PM): and if i had one it would probably turn me on
Xxxxx (8:02:29 PM): beats me
Xxxxx (8:02:32 PM): its kinda weird
Xxxxx (8:02:50 PM): but along with that i like the whole catholic girl look...thats our schools uniform
Maf54 (8:03:02 PM): ha thats wild
Xxxxx (8:03:14 PM): ya but now im hard
Maf54 (8:03:32 PM): me 2
Maf54 (8:03:42 PM): cast got you going
Maf54 (8:03:47 PM): what you wearing

Foley allows the teen to rile himself up with his own fantasy [Editor’s Note: a cast? WTF?], but again, stays in control, bringing it back to the here and now. Foley is dominating the possession in this conversation and it’s having great results so far. It seems like this is all but over, and in no time Foley will be wiping the semen from his Dockers.

Xxxxx (8:04:04 PM): normal clothes
Xxxxx (8:04:09 PM): tshirt and shorts
Maf54 (8:04:17 PM): um so a big buldge
Xxxxx (8:04:35 PM): ya
Maf54 (8:04:45 PM): um
Maf54 (8:04:58 PM): love to slip them off of you
Xxxxx (8:05:08 PM): haha
Maf54 (8:05:53 PM): and gram the one eyed snake
Maf54 (8:06:13 PM): grab
Xxxxx (8:06:53 PM): not tonight...dont get to excited

This is where champions separate themselves. The teen is obviously reluctant to masturbate for the 52 year old from Newton, Massachusetts, but Foley, realizing he has momentum, changes tact.

Maf54 (8:07:12 PM): well your hard
Xxxxx (8:07:45 PM): that is true
Maf54 (8:08:03 PM): and a little horny
Xxxxx (8:08:11 PM): and also tru
Maf54 (8:08:31 PM): get a ruler and measure it for me

A nice compromise - Foley is not able to get what he wants right now, so he changes direction but maintains momentum. That’s a veteran play for you right there. This is where Foley’s years as co-chair on the House Caucus of Missing and Exploited Children really come into play.

Xxxxx (8:08:38 PM): ive already told you that
Maf54 (8:08:47 PM): tell me again
Xxxxx (8:08:49 PM): 7 and 1/2
Maf54 (8:09:04 PM): ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Maf54 (8:09:08 PM): beautiful
Xxxxx (8:09:38 PM): lol
Maf54 (8:09:44 PM): thats a great size
Xxxxx (8:10:00 PM): thank you
Maf54 (8:10:22 PM): still stiff
Xxxxx (8:10:28 PM): ya
Maf54 (8:10:40 PM): take it out
Xxxxx (8:10:54 PM): brb...my mom is yelling

OH NO! An appearance by the mom and the drive crashes and burns! It is all over for Foley! It is all over for Foley! What an upset!

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You can imagine where it goes from here - the momentum gone, the teen says he has to finish his homework and logs off after his mom acts as a sort of deus ex machina and inadvertently saves her child from the long, greasy tentacles of a pervert.

That being said, Foley is pretty fucking legit. I’ve been around cybersex since almost the beginning - 1996 - and this guy certainly knows what he’s doing. The main thing that impressed me most was the control of the conversation. The whole time we know that Foley is in control, but he manipulates the teen in such a way that he feels comfortable, even offering up information without being asked. The biggest difficulty one faces when trying to get a stranger to have an orgasm over a computer is that reluctance, that shyness. But because Foley was so impressive, there doesn’t seem to be any reluctance on the part of the teen. While I’m not in the "if" business, it seems to me that if the teen’s mom had not intervened, there would have been a mutual masturbation session within the next ten minutes.

That being said, it’s not about "if’s" but about results. Any way you cut it, Foley failed. I can only imagine that after this took place, Foley logged off and took out his frustrations on the hotel staff at the Pensacola Holiday Inn, possibly complaining about the lack of fresh towels or the poor reception on his television and maybe even throwing something at one of the Dominican maids. But again, who knows.

Mark Foley is a legitimate cybersex manipulator and pedophile. Not one of the best, since, you know, he got caught, disgraced himself and his party, and will probably commit suicide in the next week or so, but a contender nonetheless. And personally speaking, while I don’t condone his actions (as I limited my cybersex activity strictly to overweight black women who are of age), I fully support anything that might potentially harm the Republican party. And for this, Mark Foley, I thank you. And I will see you in hell.