I Should Move To L.A.

I’m really feeling like I want to move to LA. I get this every so often - I’ll think about the weather out there, the women, and for about three weeks I’ll seriously think that I want to move out there. But then I realize that all that sunshine and warm weather means one thing: many, many opportunities to be shirtless in public. So no thanks. But if anyone has a place out there that I can crash at, I’d be more than happy to come eat all your food, use all your toilet paper, run up a huge phone bill, smoke all your dope, and watch you sleep.