I'm Hurt, Screw You

As some of you may or may not know...I'm in some pain.

Recently, after an accident or two, I've managed to dislocate my shoulder, herniate some discs and pinch some nerves. This makes any task, including my favorite hobby...brain surgery, almost impossible.

Not only that, but the injury has rendered my right arm useless. Rest assured dear readers, when it comes to everything other than masturbation, I'm right-handed. So, as you can assume I've been taking drugs and painting my walls these past few weeks.

Actually, I've only been taking drugs. I can't get out of my Vicodin/Percoset/Valium high long enough to write anything coherent.

But, I'll be back, soon enough.