Have Another Creamsicle

As a few of you may recall some weeks ago, one young Michael Vergo blessed me with his cognitive processes and spewed his shit all over my email box right about here. Well, it seems even after the verbal ass beating sustained at the long end of my whip, this fuckface couldn’t seem to get enough, and spewed yet more vernacular vomit all over my little happy place on the internet.


So gather ye here, all of you sick fucks, and bear witness to a thrashing so violent, these quivering Jager-laden fingers can scarcely describe at the late hours of last call.


-----Original Message-----
From: michael vergo [mailto:michaelvergo@yahoo.com]
Sent: Sun 12/14/2003 12:31 PM
Subject: Traitors

So You Traitor Fucks Hate George Bush Huh?? The Iraq War was Wrong Huh? Poor Innocent Iraqi's will be killed Huh? Well I'm glad George Bush is lookin out for me Instead of Liberal Sissy Clinton or one of You Cowardly Yellow Bellie Dogs. You Guys Would have surrendered to Al-Qaida after 9-11. You Cowards Never even served this country so who are you to say the War is just or unjust, you never fought, therefore your cowardly opinions are Null and Void. I bet you traitors are pissed that some "REAL" Americans captured Hussein today, because now your Bush Bashing puts you on the side of Radical Islam, terrorists, or someone who is too scared and looks the other way from those who want to kill us. Fuck you...... I hope you Traitors Die a thousand Deaths , Soldiers die but once but a coward dies every day of his life. You my friends will die a million deaths and its well deserved. Go Hang yourselves for christmas!!! And hey "John" You traitor Coward: I Bet you won't put this on your shitty site because YOU KNOW I'M RIGHT!!!! NOW AM I LYING????????


John Responds:


Well thank you for placing your rifle on the ground long enough to send us your thoughts. If slamming your happy ass across my website makes you a liar, kind sir, then a liar you be.

Perhaps you find some perverse glee in having your fucktarded tail flamed before the devout masses of some 10 weird folks gathered here today, but I can assure you I find no such enjoyment in being the bearer of the candle to light your pyre.

Should you equate my loathing of George Walker Bush with the burning of American flags and draft cards, then I suppose the moral ground upon which you stand might bear the featherweight of your pussy ass. But to think that the mere capture of the kingpin Saddam Hussein is going to put this strange Iraqi guerillla machine to sleep is the thought of a fool. This here “Yellow Bellie Dog” still thinks the war was wrong, that some 10,000 innocent folks gave up the ghost for Black Gold, and the man with the Blood on his hands is perched in the Oval Office wishing he was still in his cocaine days. To think Al-Qaida had fuck all to do with the trashing of the World Trade Center is to take the Fox news hook in the mouth with the sinker, brother, but to follow that dotted line from Bin Laden to Hussein places you in the ranks of fools who believe in Christ, Jenny Craig, and Rush Limbaugh. And so now, you think “real” Americans cornered Saddam in his foxhole to rationalize the mass murder you call “liberation”. Thank God we can now stop dropping bombs all over the cities of Iraq in hopes of randomly knocking the head off the Chief with a stray cluster bomblet. It’s all going to be okay now. The Economy is getting better, we’re all making more money, our rent is cheaper, and everybody has a good job (nevermind those 6% begging for change on our streets).

In the land of the Free and the home of the Brave, Mr. Vergo, there are quite a few red-blooded Americans who think this boy President is as full of the shit that brought him to office. Radical Islam, Christian, or good ol’fashioned agnostic, trapping Saddam does not make G.W.Bush anything more than a puppet without strings. Hell, even half the Iraqi army lost work due to this sorry fuck’s economic policy, while his right-hand man charged taxpayers nearly $3.00 a gallon for gasoline in a land where sand bleeds oil right under their noses.

Again, you rant against the millions of Americans who paid their dollars into a corrupt treasury to watch shitty politicians piss away the cash into a cesspool of blood and depleted uranium. Yet the majority who believes this war unjust speaks no louder than the same majority who voted against this fuck in the first place. You want to talk about someone too scared and looking the other way from those who want to kill us? Maybe you ought to ask that Texan murderer what the hell he was looking at while a bunch of mad Arabs played Flight Simulator with the New York City skyline. If a coward dies a thousand deaths, I can’t do the high math do figure how many times that ignorant, whitebred stumpjumper has to hang on his newfound Cross before paying penance for this fiasco. Baghdad ain’t the Alamo, Mr. Vergo, even though to an ignorant racist like you, they must all look the same.

If calling our inept politicians out for a class-action fuckup qualifies me as a national traitor, then call me a turncoat and take my flag. A democracy is built on dissension. The Puritans didn’t found the American colonies because they loved King George. They sailed across rough seas because they thought he was a fucking lunatic, and they were goddamned tired of paying his bar tab. And I’m tired of flipping the bill for this dry drunk while baby Sand Niggers eat metal for oil. Obviously, you missed that first, basic American government class within which every one of us, the stupid sick and twisted freaks who frequent this site and this American earth, has no null opinion. You see, Mr. Vergo, all of those gathered here cast votes, pay tax, and have a say is what happens here.

And my say is finding a rat in his Iraqi hole, does not turn this Republican Zionist Rube Goldberg invention into a plausible mousetrap