Benedict Arnold

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From: michael v***o [mailto:michaelv***o@yahoo.com]
Sent: Tue 11/27/2003 3:56 PM
Subject: Bush

Hey a big "Fuck you " to your Benedict Arnold traitor ass. you should be hanged. You probably would suck As Qaidas Asshole. What may I ask have you ever done for this country besides complained about it? you never served, you just a white suburban yuppie traitor! Someone cut your dick off and shove it in your ear!!!!!

John Responds:

Once again, a true red-white-and-blue blooded American patriot abandons all logic in vehement defense of his country and his president. I issue a simple opinion in the land of Free Speech condemning our elected Bush for blowing a day playing with turkeys, and suddenly I'm against everything American. Well, let me take a brief moment to straighten your hat of ass on that hollow head of yours, Mr. Patriot.

The wonder of living in this hallowed land, is the innate ability to say whatever the fuck I want, and have a shitload of sick fucks such as yourself pay me 3 seconds attention before moving on to internet porn. This was a gift I've been granted by where my mother shit me out, and continued by paying my good green tax dollars to pay politician salaries, buy high-tech killer weapons, and occasionally, throw a penny into the fragile piggy bank called Social Security. Precisely because I'm here, I'm allowed to mock feeble-minded worthless shit such as George Bush, myself, and on this precious occasion, you, without censor or fear of repercussion.

You ask me what I've done for this country besides complain about it? Besides live in it, work in it, generate tax for it, spend my money in it, defend it when talking to my foreign freak friends about it, and wait…serve 5 years in the military? Oh, I suppose nothing, since obviously to a genius like you, any service must be military to qualify. Oops, but that would completely eliminate every single person on the Presidential Cabinet except Colin Powell. None of your neo-conservative war-crying blood-money robbing fucks served a single day. Your "heroes" just plain didn't serve. So when you start swinging that "white suburban yuppie traitor" gun around the room, be careful you don't shoot yourself, because every government official behind this Iraqi clusterfuck is exactly that, a thief stealing from the old and the poor and hiding the money in a oil drilling rig, or in an offshore account, or behind stock dividends which are now surprisingly "tax free" thanks to your Republican leadership.

I love America, I love the concept the place was built on, the balls those boys had to pack up and cross the ocean, tell Britain to fuck off, and speak their mind. I love a place where your opinion not only matters, but you have free reign to say it as loudly and as often as you like. And my opinion right now is that you, Michael V***o, are a fucktard, a hypocritical hypersensitive ass who took an attack on a perfectly worthless President and turned it into a personal attack against the United States. I represent everything American, and as a libertine, sodomizing, tax-paying, gun-toting, American tobacco smoking, Kentucky bourbon drinking redneck, I embody everything the Stars and Stripes flies over. Calling George Bush a pussy isn't traitorous. It's fucking American. And if you want to come on down to my office with your pocketknife and "put my dick in my ear", you're more than welcome to take a jab, cause in the Land of the Free, that will grant me free license to pump you full of buckshot, piss in your mouth, and make you my new marijuana flowerpot.

Something about Mondays just doesn’t work for me…