Penis Stroke

I got this email from a reader the other day. I figured it deserved to be posted here:

I was dating a girl a few years ago and after a couple of months I told her that condoms were really a shitty thing and she should go on the pill. She did and we began some very happy latexless humping for the next three months or so. Then one day she woke up and couldn’t feel half of her face. She went to the hospital, where the thought she had a Bells Palsy and gave her all kinds of steroids and shit. it went away, but a week or two later she realized that she was having difficulty writing.

Well, long story short, apparently one of the dangers of going on the pill and being a smoker (did I mention that she smoked a pack a day?) is that you can have a stroke. Things worked out well for this girl, though, because I was getting sick of her shit by this point. But even I wasn’t a big enough douche to break up with a girl who just had a stroke for me, so I stayed with her for another 6 months. So maybe she had a stroke, but she got an extra 6 months of my man meat, so it had to be worth it.

I hope you can someday feel the love that clogs a girls brain.

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That’s really all I can say about that. Aside from: I hope so too, my friend. I hope so too.