I Do. I Do

I'm trying out for "Who Wants to be a Millionaire?" tonight, because I love that show so much it hurts. Not just the format, or the fact that cheating is encouraged (ask the audience? Phone a friend? Why can't we just write the answers on the bottom of your sneakers, Growing Pains style?), but because the title is so rhetorical. Shows like Deal or No Deal, deciding the title is the hardest part of the whole show.. But this one, it's like, well..."I do."