A Mother's Love

You know, when it comes to incest or inbreeding, the South is the first to come to mind. Who hasn't told a "What do farmers in Arkansas..." type of joke in their life, and chuckled? And when you think of Canada, what comes to mind? Maple syrup? Hockey? French-Canadian strippers with sexy accents who will accept coins as tips? Not incest though...or so I thought.

As it turns out, these fucking inbreeders have begun littering the gutters with horned children. The following true piece of shit reality media didn't take place anywhere near Texas, Arkansas, or Alabama, as one would quickly suspect, NO, this travesty took place in a cute little city in Ontario, Canada. Cambridge to be precise. Have at it bitches, here's the scenario:

The headlines of the KW Record read:

MOM JAILED FOR INCEST

Yeah, so, big fucking deal. Here's the fun part. Mom, whose name has been withheld due to court order didn't just hump her little angel, she fucking married the lad. This now 43 year old chick spent years creating a new identity for her son, now 25. She courted him and wined and dined him, eventually, supposedly having him come to believe that he was in fact her spouse, or meant to be. She created false documents to cover up the relationship and, with a new identity for her pumpkin, took him before the law and the eyes of God and made him her husband. The dude perfected a faggish english accent at the prompting of Ma, and carried on like all was hunky dory. Bringing home the bacon, providing for his family/siblings and proudly wearing the "head of the household" hat.

Wrong hat brother, latex would have suited you better.

It's uncertain as to the depth of the brainwashing, but at some point one would think that this fella would have had a bell or two go off in his head, like maybe right around the time he knocked his mom up. The first time. Or the second. Nope. This PTA couple had 3 little forked tongue bastards before anyone started to raise an eyebrow. The untimely and unusual death of their third child, a daughter/sister had the coroner poke around inside the little corpse in an attempt to discover the cause of death, which appeared to be nothing more than dehydration, initially. Her illness was later linked to an underlying medical condition, common to children of incest. Apparently mom/grandma and son/brother aren't ideal spawning partners.

At the sentencing the son finally came to admit that he knew he was boinking his mommy, but the wife/mom/grandma continued to deny the alligations throughout the entire trial. She was pissed off at being sold out by her womb fruit, and was heard barking in the courtroom, "My husband is a disgrace to his children. If all men could do this to their wife, can you blame women for being lesbian?", as well as other bizzare ramblings that included references to the "Empress Mimi" and "King Selassie".

King Selassie?

The court heard several weeks ago that the mother was tested as being mentally retarded five years ago, but a complete formal diagnosis was never actually made. The crown prosecutor who wanted a six year sentence scoffed at the idea that the woman was retarded stating "Retarded people I've had the fortune of meeting don't have much guile. She has a lot. Her every word's a deception. She created this whole fiction and dragged her son into it. She's evil. She's contemptuous. She's deceitful, self-serving, a whole pile of really bad things." Yeah, I bet you good people are all sitting there, shaking your heads thinking the same thing I am:

"This broad is fucking HOT!"

Regardless, the twat ended up getting an asswhooping 43 months in prison, while her "spouse" received 19 months of house arrest, and 160 hours of required community service. The judicial system in Canada seems to think that the little asshole should have known better than to play "hide the salami" with mommy dearest, and should have told someone that he was being abused. Told who exactly I wonder? His MOM? The moral of the story gentlemen: Don't tap the cunt that bled you. But if you do, be sure to wear a fucking condom so there will be no living breathing evidence to sink your ship.

I guess that in some neck of the woods this kind of thing happens all the time, but this here is the first recorded case where a mother and son who had children were convicted of incest. It is also the first case where a couple has been charged. It's good to be first.